tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

(via queenharunosakura)


littlemisspsychopath:

tell-me-your-story-in-ask:

thefemalegamgee:

elisabomb:

Feminism

LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT. IMPORTANT.

THIS IS FEMINISM! GET IT RIGHT BEFORE YOU BITCH AT ME!

It is the patriarch that dictates these standards, and feminism is the act of challenging the patriarch. This is feminism.

(via journeyintohiddlestiel)


booksfrommyshelf:

I am haunted by all the editions of books that are prettier than the ones I already own.

(via mischief-bound)


poyzn:

Animals that are patiently awesome.

(via mkhunterz)


"I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?"


ben-c:

msrmoony:

If you ever date an asexual person be sure to get the specifics of their asexuality because the level of comfort with physical contact is different for all of us.

as an asexual person, i’m a little confused as to why you think this only applies to us. this applies to all people. no matter who you date, their level of comfort with physical contact will vary, and whether they’re ace or not it’s your job to establish a comfort zone


These heels are fucking 5 inches tall, WHY THE FUCK WOULDN’T YOU GIVE THEM A SOLE WITH SOME FUCKING TRACTION?? DO YOU WANT ME TO BREAK EVERY BONE IN MY LEGS???? FUCK YOU MAKERS OF INCREDIBLY CUTE HIGH HEELS.


I really need to work out, but I’m too lazy to get all my stuff together, do you see my problem?


tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

(via mkhunterz)


goblinparty:

i hope whoever invented the bicycle seat is rotting in hell right now

my ass is so sore, like i need to go riding again but it hurts